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Have it off at Lisa's
Welcome! To Lisa's salon,
It's different from the rest.
If you've any problems,
You can get them off your chest.
Never literally of course,
She can't do boob job op's.
She has been trained to a high degree,
To tame unruly locks.
She can change your style completely.
Your looks-take off ten years.
Let her have a free hand,
And she'll allay your fears.
Ladies cut and blow dry,
Or a restyle if you like.
You may want it casual,
If your transport is a bike.
The windblown look is one thing,
That is easy to achieve.
The pulled through the hedge backwards look
Takes longer would you believe.
She caters for all ages,
From the young to very old.
Her prices are competitive,
Never knowingly undersold.
Cont...
Gents cut and finish,
She does with style and a flair.
Don't take her mind off what she's doing,
or you'll leave with much less hair.
'Cos, have it off at Lisa's
Is the catchphrase of the salon.
It's a cool, laid back establishment,
With coffee by the gallon.
That's one of her fringe benefits,
Although there's many more.
But don't take her for granted,
Or you may be shown the door.
Unfortunately fringe benefits,
are limited for men.
The salon is an open house,
But she likes to close by ten.
So to have it off at Lisa's,
Is a treat beyond compare.
It's stylistically enhancing,
But not only for your hair.
You'll leave feeling much better,
As the salon's Home Sweet Home,
It's amazing what can be achieved.
With scissors and a comb.
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